Twilight (DVD)

Before I begin with my review I just wanted to mention that I’ve never read any of the Twilight books, so I am unable to judge the fidelity of this film from its origins. As some of my regular readers already know, I am a huge fan of any story featuring vampires, but opted to skip this in theaters because it seemed more like a chick flick than an actual vampire feature.

To start, I’m calling Twilight your average teen romance. I felt that Twilight set the tone for its upcoming features, and after watching the first of five films (assuming they release one per book), I’m actually looking forward to its sequel. This franchise has the opportunity to put out some excellent films in the future, and it ultimately rests in the hands of director Catherine Hardwicke the producers (thanks NDO for the update) to make everything come together.

The sticking point for me was definitely the forbidden love relationship between Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). There are few films that cast members with chemistry as good at these two, and I think that their pairing was an excellent choice. Pattinson definitely is THE draw for the films female fanbase and is without a doubt the biggest part of this films success. I do acknowledge that Stewart is as important in her own right, but lets be real here, without Pattinson, its hard to imagine this film performing as well as it did at the box office.

Back to the story, I really liked how they portrayed the vampires as much more than just blood lusty monsters. The Cullen family portrayed as “Vegetarians” was an interesting take on vampire lore, and vampires living in daylight (and glittering in the sun) rather than being restricted to the nightlife was a nice twist. I’m curious to know if there are any actual weaknesses for these immortal beings, because it really seems like they have nothing to fear but being murdered by their own kind.

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Blade Trinity (DVD)

Luckily for me, movies go from the big screen to DVD’s. After months of wanting to watch this film, I finally was able to scoop up a copy. The critics were right. It lacked the charm of the first two films.

Okay, lets begin with my review. We have this dude named Dracula (thats original). He is the original vampire. He disappeared from the world for thousands of years because he was bored of it. (Good stuff so far!) They (the evil vampires) summon him (Dracula) to kill Blade the Vampire Slayer. Okay cool, I can deal with that. Dracula complains about being awaked. “Why did you awaken me? Do you think I care? You guys make me sick!”…. Anyway, to make a long story short, Dracula ends up helping the vampires because they are so pathetic and cant do it alone. Which is entirely true. The vampires in this movie were just pathetic. But the lackluster plot wasnt the reason this movie went to shit. There are many fans that enjoy the simple pleasure of watching Blade kick ass. Unfortunately that didn’t happen.

The reason this film lost alot of its fanbase was due to the fact that Blade wasn’t at the center of all the action. They introduced two more heros to help him. Come on now! Blade is the man! He is the MAN! He doesn’t need no damn kids to help him fight Dracula. They made Blade look like a pussy who couldn’t hold his own weight. Most Blade fans I know come to see Blade. Not some hot girl shooting arrows (she is hot) or a sidekick who steals all the jokes. Blade was just not the center of attention in this film. It took away everything that made the Blade franchise so special.