Archive for the ‘One Star’ Category

The Scorpion King 2 : Rise of a Warrior (DVD)

And I thought The Mummy III was bad. The Scorpion King 2 : Rise of a Warrior was without a doubt the most horrible film ever released by the producers of the Mummy franchise. After such a promising start with their first SK release, it comes as a shock that they would allow a sequel under these conditions...
August 23rd, 2008 | Movies, One Star | Read More

The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Theaters)

After watching Brendan Fraser’s sub par performance in Journey to the center of the Earth, you can only imagine my apprehension when screening The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Although I had my doubts about this movie, being such a huge fan of the first two installments, I felt obligated to...
August 1st, 2008 | Movies, One Star | Read More

The Seeker (DVD)

The Seeker was just horrible. It felt like a watered down version of Harry Potter that was rushed and unpolished. I’m really not sure what the producers of this film were thinking when they wrote the script for the movie, but the storyline was horrendous, the dialogue corny and forgettable, and...
March 24th, 2008 | Movies, One Star | Read More

Daddy Day Camp (DVD)

After watching his Oscar Award winning performance in Jerry McGuire and praising him for his role in “Radio” and “What Dreams may Come“, it was really hard to imagine the idea of Cuba Gooding Jr. starring in anything as corny and drab as Daddy Day Camp. I’ll spell it out...
March 3rd, 2008 | Movies, One Star | Read More

Miami Vice (DVD)

This film was a huge disappointment for me. I was never a big fan of the Miami Vice television series, but I had expected a far better movie from Michael Mann. Anyone remember The Last of the Mohicans, Heat, and Collateral? All great Mann films. This film however was totally the opposite of those...
December 12th, 2006 | Movies, Nostalgia, One Star | Read More