Pirates of the Caribbean “At World’s End” (Theaters)

pirates_of_the_caribbean_at_worlds_endUnfortunately, this film will go down as another disappointing ending to a promising series. The Pirates of the Caribbean’s third installment was way too long and exhausting to be enjoyable. With the additions of more sub-plots and characters, the storyline was way to complex to absorb in one sitting.

I really miss the simplicity and humor of the original, “Curse of the Black Pearl“, and I was hoping for something similar for the finale. Instead I got the total opposite. The film was tangled up in a very complex storyline and its funny moments were very sparse considering its length.

Despite a very talented cast, the acting could not save this movie. Johnny Depp did all he could to salvage the film with some witty lines and gritty humor, but it did little to defend the overall integrity of the picture. The one bright spot in the entire film was the quality of the film’s CGI effects, but even that seemed to completely overwhelm the characters and plot.

Even with its huge budget, quality actors, and reputation as a fun family film, this movie fell very flat from being a summer blockbuster. I hope the Transformers can save this summer’s box office because Spiderman 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean “At Worlds End” have certainly come up short.

Synopsis:

After Elizabeth, Will, and Captain Barbossa rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the clutches of the Kraken, they must face their foes, Davey Jones and Lord Cutler Beckett. Beckett, now with control of Jones’ heart, forms a dark alliance with him in order to rule the seas and wipe out the last of the Pirates. Now, Jack, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, Tia Delma, and crew must call the Pirate Lords from the four corners of the globe, including the infamous Sao Feng, to a gathering that will make their final stand against Beckett, Jones, Norrington, the Flying Dutchman, and the entire East India Trading Company.

Night at the Museum (DVD)

night_at_the_museum I thought that Night at the Museum was a fairly entertaining film. There were some parts in the film that dragged along, but overall, this flick is one that the entire family can enjoy. The story was straight forward and the plot was lightweight, but the fact that all the wax figures and dinosaur bones came to life make it a worthwhile movie for any youngster to watch.

There were quite a few holes in the script, and I thought that they under utilized the incredible talents of Robin Williams, but otherwise the production was good. The CGI work was very fluid and the acting was sufficient to make this a great family film.

I would definitely pick this one up if you have youngsters and I think that most people will enjoy it as a afternoon movie rental.

Synopsis:

When Larry Daley, a divorced father who can’t seem to keep a job for more than a week, applies for a job at the Museum of Natural History, he is assigned as a night guard. However, a seemingly easy job turns out to be a wild ride when he finds that an ancient curse has caused the “inhabitants” of the museum to come to life.

The Protector (DVD)

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Tony Jaa continues to impress me with his ability as a martial artist. After his highly successful American film debut, “Ong Bak“, Jaa returns with another high impact martial arts film. His use of Muay Thai kickboxing mixed with a bit of Kung Fu makes him one of the most exciting martial arts film stars of his generation. I can’t say enough about his ability to awe his audience with his strength and brutal style of fighting.

Jaa’s incredible action sequences saved this film from the depths of the abyss. The storyline was just terrible and the rest of the actors just horrible. Without Jaa, this film would definitely have skipped its theater appearance. We all know however what most of us watch these types of films for. The backbreaking, bone crushing, and acrobatic performances. This film delivers enough of that to satisfy all of your needs.

Synopsis:

THE PROTECTOR is the highly anticipated full bodied action film starring International Martial Arts superstar, Tony Jaa. His world shaped by ancient traditions, a young Thai fighter is called to defend his people and their honor after outsiders ruin all that is sacred. Fueled by desire to protect a way of life and avenge the wrong done to his family, he will bring the fight to their city.