I thought this was so funny that it would be a worthwhile post. I received this today from one of the boys. Basically the boys are a bunch of drinking buddies that I used to party out with all the time. After I got married, my time out with the guys became less frequent, but I chose to be with the wife instead of going gallivanting with the crew. Every time I hang out with the guys it never fails. We don’t get home till the sun comes up. haha. My wife says that she does not mind me hanging out with the guys, but to stay out of trouble, I prefer to stay home. Once in awhile I still do kick it with the guys, and I still consider them my closest set of friends outside of my immediate family, but my wife comes first in my life now. When I put on the wedding ring, I knew changes had to be made with my lifestyle. Anyhow, this was a great email. I could not stop laughing.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User
