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Deadliest Warrior: New Season New Blood

The first season of Deadliest Warrior featured some interesting matchups to say the least. Many of the outcomes were controversial and a few even seemed rigged, but regardless the first season was one of the most entertaining shows on tv. The new season looks to pick up right where they left off. The Season 2 premiere was in 2 parts. The first portion pitted the winners of the first season against each other to determine who really was the Deadliest Warrior from Season one. The second portion of the premiere pits the Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) unit against Germany’s own SWAT counterpart, the GSG-9.

Right off the bat, the experts divided the winners from season 1 into two groups- pre gunpowder weapons and post gunpowder weapons. From here they used the process of elimination to figure out who the two deadliest warriors were from each category and then pitted them against one another. For the pre-gunpowder group, they chose the Samurai and the Spartan to go head to head. From the post gunpowder group, they chose the IRA to go up against the Spetznaz.

The Spartan wound up beating the Samurai in a close battle. It seems like the Spartans nearly indestructible shield is what gave him the edge on defeating the Samurai. I was satisfied with the outcome because the tests they performed seemed to dictate that the Spartan ahd the clear advantage.

Spetznaz vs. IRA was very very close. Eventually the Spetznaz were victorious. I felt it could have gone either way as both had comparable weaponry but the IRA tactics seemed more tailored to defeating organized military like the Spetznaz. Either way it was a solid show and it was nice to see them wrapping everything up from the first season before moving on.

Which brings us to the new blood. The first new matchup had a SWAT unit going toe to toe with GSG-9 forces. This was also an excellent matchup that seemed very close to call. Both groups have similar weapon types and employ similar tactics. The only thing left to set the two apart was the skill level of the demonstrators. I felt that the SWAT team was slightly more skilled than the GSG-9 squad.

This season has some seriously insane matchups. Some of the matchups for Season 2 are: Alexandar the Great vs. Atilla the Hun, Jesse James v. Al Capone, Nazi SS v. Viet Kong,
Persian Immortal vs. Celt, and Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer to name a few. This season looks to be just as good as last season. Hopefully at the end they’ll have another face off with the winners to dtermine who is Season 2′s Deadliest Warrior.

Showtime: Tuesdays at 10pm. On Guam: Wednesdays at 10pm.

My picks so far: (1-5) I am getting slammed! LOL.

Polls are now open! Lock in your votes!

Deadliest Warrior :Somali Pirate vs. Medellin Drug Cartel

  • Medellin Drug Cartel (69%, 9 Votes)
  • Somali Pirate (31%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

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Deadliest Warrior : Roman Centurion vs. Rajput

  • Roman Centurion (52%, 12 Votes)
  • Rajput (48%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 23

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Matchups:

Episode 10: SWAT vs. GSG9
Episode 11: Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great
Episode 12: Jesse James vs. Al Capone
Episode 13: Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior
Episode 14: Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong
Episode 15: Roman Centurion vs. Rajput
Episode 16: Somali Pirate vs. Medellin Drug Cartel
Episode 17: Persian Immortal vs. Celt
Episode 18: KGB vs. CIA
Episode 19: Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu
Episode 20: Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer
Episode 21: Comanche vs. Mongol
Episode 22: Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando

Eastbound & Down (HBO)

East Bound & Down is one of those shows that just doesn’t give a shit about anything as long as it gets a laugh. This happens to be right up my alley. I first read about the show before it started airingon HBO. It is created by Jody Hill (Foot Fist Way, Observe & Report), Will Ferrell, and Danny McBride. Anyone familiar with their brand of comedy will instantly be a fan of East Bound and Down.

Mc Bride plays the lead role as Kenny Powers, a washed up major leauge pitcher who finds himself strapped for cash and has to move back to his hometown and work at the local middle school as a substitute P.E. teacher. In his mind, Powers still believes he is a genuine superstar and he treats everyone else as if they are beneath him. The show is flat out hilarious. It may be very offensive to some people, but those who can appreciate it at face value will be able to enjoy some serious laughs.

This is by far one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long time. If there is an “asshole” reaction to a situation, you can bet that Kenny Powers chooses that option. For those who enjoy a good laugh, I recommend checking this show out.

Hot Tub Time Machine (Theaters)

Time travel movies are very hard to pull off. There are so many rules established by previous movies, not to mention a little something called the “space-time continuum” that make it a bit difficult to make a believable time travel flick. Thankfully, Hot Tub Time Machine is nowhere near realistic and seems to make up its own set of rules as it goes along.

The story follows three best friends: Adam (John Cusack), Nick (Craig Robinson), and Lou (Rob Corddry). After Lou has an accident that is mistaken for a suicide attempt, his two friends and their nephew Jacob (Clark Duke) decide to cheer him up by taking him on a weekend getaway to an old ski resort that used be one of their favorite party spots growing up. After another accident in the resort’s hottub changes it into a time machine, the four of them find themselves back in Winterfest ’86 with a chance to relive their past. The only catch is that they must relive everything exactly as they originally experienced it in order to not affect the future/present they came from.

That is pretty much the story in a nutshell. While the movie deals with the theme of time travel, it conveniently side steps many of the pre-established time travel rules from other films. For instance, the old rule that your future self and your past self can never occupy the same space is thrown out the window. The future versions actually replace their past selves. When ever anyone sees them, they are seeing the younger versions of the characters. The other rule about changing the past is pretty much scrapped also. While at first they try to leave the past as unaltered as possible, there comes a point where the characters just decide to change whatever they want to change at will.

While these minor details don’t really hurt the movie, the real star is the 80s setting. Anyone who grew up in the 80s or is at least familiar with the era will find alot to enjoy about this film. The entire movie is just filled with old school references and it is hilarious to see how much things have changed from a decade that really doesn’t seem like it was too long ago.

The cast is overall pretty solid. John Cusack plays the love sick regular guy role to a tee, something that he has had the chance to perfect as he has portrayed this same character countless times in his career. Craig Robinson is hilarious in the movie, but I can’t help but feel that his performance is a bit toned down, even for him. Clark Duke is great as the young voice of reason among the 4 of them. Expect to see Duke in more and more films starting with Kick Ass, due out this week. Then there is Rob Cordrry, who plays Lou the likeable asshole of the group. It is nice to see Cordrry in a role where he can finally be as offensive and vulgar as he wants to be.

The film is a fun walk down memory lane with some solid laughs thrown in. I was a little disappointed by the humor in this movie. The movie is very funny but nowhere near the laugh a minute fest that the previews or the movie’s title would have you believe that it is. Still, this is a funny movie and most of its appeal ccomes from just reliving the 80s through the eyes of the characters.