Dragon Wars (Theaters)

dragon_warsFirst of all, I would like to apologize to the friends I dragged along with me today to watch this film. It seriously needs to be illegal to allow these types of movies to make it into theaters. They rob you of your money and more importantly your life.

Rotten Tomatoes totally fooled me with its trailers for the film and instead of purchasing tickets to Resident Evil: Extinction, I went ahead and purchased tickets to Dragon Wars. What a huge mistake.

Even during the opening credits, I knew I made the wrong choice at the box office. But with the tickets already paid for and Resident Evil starting ten minutes earlier, all I could do was slouch in my chair and pretend I wasn’t one of the idiots suckered into watching this film.

There was absolutely nothing that made Dragon Wars and interesting movie. The acting was terrible, the dialogue was elementary, the story jumped around everywhere, and the so called “Hot Chick” wasn’t even hot!

Save yourself the pain and agony and skip this movie if you value your time and money. It’s not worth the price of admission.

Synopsis:

A beautiful young woman possesses the power to transform a legendary giant serpent into an almighty dragon who can only ascend into heaven with the woman’s ultimate sacrifice. But the forces of darkness are out to claim the young woman as their own and her reincarnated lover and his aged mentor stand in their way.

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I have mixed heritage of Chamorro, Filipino, and Japanese and I currently reside on the beautiful island of Guam. My interests include critiquing films, eating out, import cars, gaming, web design, MMA, and bodybuilding. I'm also a die-hard fan of both the Los Angeles Lakers and San Francisco 49ers. I hate bandwagon fans!

6 thoughts on “Dragon Wars (Theaters)

  1. Awh that sucks!! I would’ve gone out as soon as I realised and gotten my money back anyway and just skipped the movies for the night!! On to the pub!! haha but oh well… at least I can learn from your experience! ;D

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