I still can’t believe I spent 90 minutes of my life watching this film. What instantly caught my attention was the star villain, Mr. Terminator II himself. His jokes were so corny I had to put a pillow over my face to cover my laughter. This was the only reason I gave it two stars. The jokes were so lame that it actually put a smile on my face. My wife thought I had gone insane. To add insult to injury, his band of crooks were even worse than himself!
As for John Cena, he needs to stick to wrestling. I honestly feel that he has no business on the big screen. The Rock has a huge advantage over him in regards to acting. He just seems more natural than Cena does. I just could not get over Cena running around and getting beat up with little to no injuries on his body. It was completely unrealistic. I mean come on. Rambo was unrealistic, but at least he broke and arm and had to sew up his wounds. Cena just kept going and going regardless of the obstacles he faced. He honestly should have been killed since the opening sequence.
If your a hardcore WWE and Cena fan, you might actually enjoy this. Otherwise, this is a film you won’t miss.
WWE Smackdown star and self-proclaimed “Doctor of Thuganomics” John Cena makes his explosive action feature debut as John Triton, an injured U.S. Marine who returns home from duty against his will, only to have his wife kidnapped by a ruthless criminal. Robert Patrick co-stars as the villainous Rome — who is more than willing to kill if it means staying one step ahead of the law — and Nip/Tuck star Kelly Carlson appears as the endangered object of the vengeful veteran’s affections. With nothing left to lose and enough training to take down a small army, the hard-fighting Triton sets out to rescue his wife, and ensure that the psychotic Rome receives a painful taste of Semper Fi justice. Commercial veteran John Bonito takes the rein for his feature directorial debut.
This makes me wonder how a marine would feeling watching this movie. Hm.
Cena sucks. Even in wrestling, he doesn’t have the presence that The Rock just seems to be born with.
I couldn’t agree with you more Ed. You need a gravatar btw. Go to gravatar.com and get one!