Straight to DVD

Movies, One Star — By trench on December 29, 2005 at 5:09 am | 467 Visitors

Today my wife and I watched two movies from Sony Entertainment straight to DVD collection. Obviously I didnt expect much and my expectations were on the money. These movies were so terrible I fell asleep in the middle of each of them. We slept in today and woke up and decided to pop in Blood of Beasts. Looking at the front cover of the DVD, it definately looked like a knock off of the Lord of the Rings cover. haha. Thats about as close as it ever got to LOTR. The acting was cheesy, the script was a joke, and the special effects… Well, lets just leave that to your imagination. I think I drifted off into la la land about 30 minutes into the movie.

The next film was entitled Black Dawn. The main star of the film was actor Steven Seagal. I have never been a huge fan of his films but he has done decent work in movies such as Hard to Kill and Exit Wounds. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I popped it into the DVD player. That was the biggest mistake I’ve ever made. I was out cold in about 40 minutes. I woke up and caught 15 or so, and I went right back to sleep. Im not sure if Segal should continue to act. As far as I can tell, his action star days are over. Maybe he should follow in the footsteps of Arnold and run for governor too.

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Author: trench (689 Articles)

I have mixed heritage of Chamorro, Filipino, and Japanese and I currently reside on the beautiful island of Guam. My interests include critiquing films, eating out, import cars, gaming, web design, MMA, and bodybuilding. I'm also a die-hard fan of both the Los Angeles Lakers and San Francisco 49ers. I hate bandwagon fans!

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