Movie Reviews, One Star - Written by trench on Thursday, October 27, 2005 2:52 - 2 Comments
The Keeper of Time (DVD)
This was the first time I actually asked myself, “Why am I still watching this?” I’ve never walked out of a movie, and I almost did it last night. The movie is rated so badly that I could not even find a decent picture to post as my movie screenshot. 90 minutes of pure pain! As agonizing as it was, I sat through the entire flick. I must have laughed from the beginning of the film to the very end. It wasn’t because the movie was funny either. The movie was so incredibly bad you have to laugh at yourself for renting the darn thing. Incredibly bad acting, cheap scenery, even cheaper special effects. It was perhaps the most lame movie I’ve ever watched in my life. I think I would rather watch any movie by PBS than sit through this film again. If you see it in your local video store, avoid it at all costs!
If there are any other films you’ve watched in the past that I may not have seen yet, please post them here and save me more pain!
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never heard of it. who stars? where’d you rent it at?
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Ed, I rented it at blockbuster. The main star was some Mr. Olympia dude, tryin to be arnold. What a joke.
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