The Keeper of Time (DVD)

This was the first time I actually asked myself, “Why am I still watching this?” I’ve never walked out of a movie, and I almost did it last night. The movie is rated so badly that I could not even find a decent picture to post as my movie screenshot. 90 minutes of pure pain! As agonizing as it was, I sat through the entire flick. I must have laughed from the beginning of the film to the very end. It wasn’t because the movie was funny either. The movie was so incredibly bad you have to laugh at yourself for renting the darn thing. Incredibly bad acting, cheap scenery, even cheaper special effects. It was perhaps the most lame movie I’ve ever watched in my life. I think I would rather watch any movie by PBS than sit through this film again. If you see it in your local video store, avoid it at all costs!

If there are any other films you’ve watched in the past that I may not have seen yet, please post them here and save me more pain!

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I have mixed heritage of Chamorro, Filipino, and Japanese and I currently reside on the beautiful island of Guam. My interests include critiquing films, eating out, import cars, gaming, web design, MMA, and bodybuilding. I'm also a die-hard fan of both the Los Angeles Lakers and San Francisco 49ers. I hate bandwagon fans!

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